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Song Parodies -> "Rice Rice Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Ice Ice Baby"

Original Performer:

Vanilla Ice

Parody Song Title:

"Rice Rice Baby"

Parody Written by:

Vanilla Rice

The Lyrics

rice, rice baby
rice, rice baby

alright stop, grab a table and a menu
ice is back in his oriental venu
hungry, for a little chop sui
i want chinese , not hong kong fui
you know what you want
yo, cant decide
colum a, colum b
i like fried
barbeque spare ribs
my fingers im licken'
waiten' for the course
kung pow chicken
i mean hot like a stir fry
if you cant take it
order moo goo guy
means chicken and mushroom
and while your on the soup
the food is here to soon
no substitute and betcha get hot tea
but you get
they say vegetable
but that means snow pea
if i get dessert
yo i deserve it
check out the chow while the waiter serves it
rice, rice baby
rice rice baby
your eating sweat and sour
but you will be hungry in less then an hour
use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter
fingers were made for a poo poo platter
egg rolling
with foo young
my dinner is cooking like connie chung
noodles on standby
chow mein nearby
no im a wonton soup guy
soy sauce
hot mustard smokin
my plate is clean
and my fortune cookie broken
bustin a bite of mongolian beef
get a mint toothpick for my
teethtakeout leftover low mein
if i eat any more i'll have a wait gain
if i get dessert yo i desserve
check out the chow while the waiter serves it
rice,rice baby
rice, rice baby
yo man lets get out of here
tip tip the waitress
rice rice baby to go
rice rice baby to go
you'll be hungry in less then a hour

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 21

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 1   4
 2   1
 3   2
 4   3
 5   11

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Alternate Universe Bertram - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty sweet and leaves a nice aftertaste. I don't remember TOS well enough to vote, but you are very funny.
a dude - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
a dudette - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Not so. Weird Al never did parody this song.
Planet Daniel - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Not ripped off from Weird Al, cause Al never did this song but I think its ripped off. Ive heard it somewhere before.
MrMacphisto - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll be the nice guy this time.... The idea might be old, but this is the first time I've seen someone do more than just the chorus. Good job....
weirdojace - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is by Mark Jonathan Davis.
Huff - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
It was ok. 333
Chick Daney - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Clearly plagiarized from a 1991 parody by Oriental Rice. Have fun during your lawsuit!
Ack Jabramoff - July 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Well in that case, the mods should DEFINITELY take this 'un down.
RK_FAN_FOREVER - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
You ripoff idiot!
UnKnownVotress - December 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved the line with "Noodles on stand-by" , Sir !
Blaydeman - November 07, 2010 - Report this comment
WOW, you plagiarized the entire thing. This is ridiculous. Congratulations, ur the world's biggest moron. It's a funny song, but it's already been published sir. Did you really think you could get away with it?
mike - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
all right all right awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww boy

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