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Song Parodies -> "Shame on Me"

Original Song Title:

"Follow Me"

Original Performer:

Uncle Kracker

Parody Song Title:

"Shame on Me"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

This is a parody made for both laughs and for anybody out there who wants to hear a song about love. Hope it is both funny and inspirational, or at the least, interesting.
A club is where I met her,
A club up north.
I bought her a drink.
It was her fourth.

After deep and careful thinking,
Or lack thereof,
I felt that this girl
Was my one true love.
I'm singing...

Pardon me, would you care for a shot?
I know I'm tipsy, but I think you're hot.
I love you very much, and I think you're such
An attractive lady. Keep in touch.

We were dating for a month or two
And it all was going well until we both caught the flu.
We stuck together. What we would do
Is one would hold the Kleenex and the other one blew.
I'm singing...

Cough on me, Cause I really don't care.
As long as you're sick, I will be right there.
But tell me, would you mind if I tried to find
You some medication before we dined.

Out time together has been moving real fast.
I was not sure if our fling would last.
I'm contemplating making this gal my wife, cause
I really think I want this gal in my life!

Pardon me as I get on one knee.
I'm here to ask if you would marry me.
And if you want a sign, this is gen-u-ine,
Here's a diamond ring, now, please be mine.

A club is where I met her,
A club up north.
I bought her a drink.
It was her fourth.

After deep and careful thinking,
or lack there-of.
I know that this girl
Is my one true love!
I'm singing...

Shame on me, I am trying to hide.
I need to get to church and meet my bride.
And if I show up late, I will have to wait
For another woman to be my mate.
Hope Y'all are please!!

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 13

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shanah - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this was really cute! The original being one of my favorite songs, I liked your verson just bc I never thought to a paradoy to this one myself...PLUS it is just cute, sweet, and in a way romantic!
Uncle Kracker - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
TOS is from the 2000's; I don't know where you get nineties from, but that's not correct. Good parody of my song, though.

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