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Original Song Title:

"Kingston Town"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Until Touch Down"

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The Lyrics

a verbal post card
delight seems to fade
coz the airport transfers gone
there are blunders for everyone
the bars packed so tight
shops are trading overdrawn
things are tragic until touch down

oh til touch down
they race along the sea
if i had you old girl
i would love you all day
need to see the nurse sick bay

when i check in
surely i should hide my things
and my children and wedding ring yeah
you know i'm from tring
i don't care where you are from
i'm just wanting your knickers down

oh we've gone down
to the shore down by the sea
it's like a new world
where the kids can all play
and for me i hears green day

while i'm bath-ing
they all tell me where they've been
down to dallas and ma-fe-king yeah
and now i'm thinking
maybe i will eat some prawns

so im stating we're coming home

so im stating we're coming home

so im stating we're coming home

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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Stuart McArthur - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
prawns? - sounds like you've had an overdose of oysters, tomario - lol - 555
Matthias - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Some parts of this postcard sound sorta surreal.... Yet it still deserves fives
Johnny D - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(Dec) Surreal is what AmIRight is all about -- rock on, Tomario!
Jeff Reuben - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Surreal is the word of the day. Not lol funny, but interesting.
Stuart McArthur - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(dec4) see above - great OS for the job too
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC5) Did you actually go to Kingston, Tomario, and pick up something to smoke while you were there? Odd, but beguiling. 555
bobpiecheese - October 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 5) DKTOS, plus I don't really get it...but then I'm me, and I'm young and ignorant.
Arwen - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I have to join the ranks of those who might not quite "get" this...but I love UB40, and this was interesting to say the least. =)

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