Song Parodies -> The Swedish Chef

Original Song Title:	"The Sweetest Thing"
Original Performer:	U2

Parody Song Title:	"The Swedish Chef"
Parody Written by:	Jared

We can't understand him, we can't eat his cooking, but any Muppets fan loves him anyway! This is from the perspective of one of the Muppet Show's guest stars having to eat TSC's cooking

This guy, he's cooking on the Muppet Show
Bo-oh-ork, the Swedish Chef
What the heck's he saying? I don't know
Bo-oh-ork, the Swedish Chef
He's throwing in a dozen eggs
But he's using the actual carton
And then he tosses in a latex kind of glove
Bo-oh-ork, the Swedish Chef

I'm losing lunch
I'm losing lunch
Cooked by the Swedish Chef

I ate his stuff and it made me hurl
Bo-oh-ork, the Swedish Chef
After Kermit told me, give it a whirl
Bo-oh-ork, the Swedish Chef
I've got a pain in my stomach
But Kermit still keeps him on staff
I guess it's his one steady job
Bo-oh-ork, the Swedish Chef

I'm losing lunch
I'm losing lunch
Cooked by the Swedish Chef
(Cooked by the Swedish Chef)
Cooked by the Swedish Chef
(Cooked by the Swedish Chef)

Muppet Show guest heads for their men's room
Bo-oh-ork, the Swedish Chef
You can work it thorugh, but you might need prunes
Bo-oh-ork, the Swedish Chef
He had thrown in a dozen eggs
But he had added the actual carton
And then he had tossed in a latex kind of glove
Bo-oh-ork, the Swedish Chef

Bork bork bork bork
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The Swedish Chef
Bork, the Swedish Chef

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Rice Cube - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Hergy-bergy, yergyplergy...fresh feeeeeeeesh! :-D

Grace Hampton - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment

He was my favorite character on The Muppets. Very funny!

2nz - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Ooh, very nice Jared. Song was kind of hard to find, but I found it to listen to this song and it was worth it.

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Song Parodies -> The Swedish Chef

"The Sweetest Thing"

U2

"The Swedish Chef"

Jared

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