-> "Into the Great White's Stomach"
Original Song Title:
"Into the Great Wide Open"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Into the Great White's Stomach"
The Lyrics
Freddy waited till he finished high school
Tried oceanography and got a degree
He saw a shark the day he started his job
And it's mouth was wide open
Thought he'd get eaten up before he reached shore
He couldn't handle seeing the ocean floor
He saw that great white shark had eaten a snack
The guy was soon in it
Into the great white's stomach
Under that sea of blue
It's mouth was way wide open,
The man, it mistook for food
(Solo)
Then Peter Benchley, he created a book
He sold the movie rights to some guy named Steve
It was the blockbuster of '75
Then they made some sequels
That Steven Spielberg had films that were classics
His shark's a movie star, with four different films
After the fourth one, said "I don't see a sequel"
The screenplay is still dopin'
Into the great white's stomach
Every Jaws film since 2
When its mouth is wide open,
It just might think that you're food
Into the great white's stomach
Fishies and lots of food
It's mouth is way wide open
Almost as bad as Jaws 2
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