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Song Parodies -> "Free Ballin'"

Original Song Title:

"Free Fallin'"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Parody Song Title:

"Free Ballin'"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Free ballin' (verb): To occasionally not wear underwear.
Only wear jeans, maybe tight pants
No undies and I know it's not cool
Let 'em hang there, so freely and snug tight
Feels great and airs 'em out, too

On this hot day, working on the rooftops
There's a window leading to the dorms
And I'm a bad boy 'cause when I pulled my pants down
When those girls glanced, I stopped all their hearts

'Cause I'm ballin'
Yeah, I'm ballin'

All the shy ones, they all started blushing
They hung low 'cause the weather was hot
All the bad girls were peeking out and laughing
And the good girls started closing all the shades

While I'm ballin'
Yeah, I'm ballin'

(Free ballin', 'cause he's, free ballin', 'cause he's)
(Free ballin', 'cause he's, free ballin', 'cause he's)

I pull my jeans up, lunch break is over
He looks down, then grins slightly
"Lookin' good there," I zipped way too fast
Gonna be in ICU for awhile

(With backing vocals)
'Cause I'm ballin'
Yeah, I'm ballin'

(With backing vocals)
'Cause I'm ballin'
Yeah, I'm ballin'

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