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Song Parodies -> "Cheap Hauling"

Original Song Title:

"Free Falling"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"Cheap Hauling"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Saw this on the back of a truck.........
Got a big truck, love my big flatbed
Loves movin’, and a-pickin’ up things
It’s a good trade, lots of that sunshine
Love garbage, though the engine pings

It’s a long day, when you’re always lifting
On the freeway, headin’ for the dump
And I’m a loser, cannot hold a real job
I’m a boozer, an addle-brain chump

But it’s cheap
Cheap hauling
Yeah, I’m cheap
Cheap hauling

All the winos sleepin’ in the gutters
Say “Hey, man, at least you have a job”
And no one hitchhikes- don’t want to ride with me now
I got a girl now, who’s just as big a slob

And I’m cheap
Cheap hauling
Sign says cheap
Cheap hauling

Cheap hauling, in my heap, hauling
Cheap hauling, in my heap, hauling

I wanna wash it, kill the aroma
I need a tune up, fan belt just broke
Need an o’erhaul business is slippin’
Pretty soon now, I can’t afford smokes

But it’s cheap
Cheap hauling
Yeah, I’m cheap
Cheap hauling

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alvin - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
better than the OS
Ann Hammond - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Peregrin - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Where is everybody ? I enjoyed this Rick :)

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