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Song Parodies -> "Ant Farm"

Original Song Title:

"Sexbomb"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Ant Farm"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

It's been a long time since I had a decent idea for a parody...or even a mediocre idea for that matter!
Cockroaches, beetles and lil' termites
Ain't it fun to see them crawl 'round at night
Kinda like ants, but not quite
Ain't those little insects a sight
(And I love the way they fight)

Now I've got my secret Christmas wish
The gift I got was no goldfish
So I can't complain or whine cause it's
The only thing that makes me sigh (You know what I got, I got an)

Ant farm, ant farm
I've an ant farm
I can watch and play with ants even until the dawn
Ant farm, ant farm
I've an ant farm
Watch out! Fire ants will bite your bum

Now don't get them wrong, ants gonna do you no harm
Insects need some lovin', even those in ant farms
I may be considered odd or not quite right
But man those sand tunnels look tight

Give 'em food daily, at least a crumb
Keep the party crunk in the terrarium
And yes I must resist the tempatation
To feed them much, lest they get fat

Ant farm, ant farm
I've an ant farm
I can watch and play with ants even until the dawn
Ant farm, ant farm
I've an ant farm
And no, insects don't turn me on!

Ant farm, ant farm
I've an ant farm
Let's make it a threesome ask your friend to come along
Ant farm, ant farm
I've an ant farm
My ant obsession's turned too strong

You can give me more and more ants to fill the farm
You can't turn it upside down, they'll fall out
A crumb for you for them's a real meal
I can't lend them to you any time because they're mine

Ant farm, ant farm
I've an ant farm
I can watch and play with ants even until the dawn
Ant farm, ant farm
I've an ant farm
At least it beats mowing the lawn (8x)




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Michael Pacholek - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Congratulations, Jeremy, you've now had another idea for a mediocre parody. Just kidding, it was really good.

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