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Song Parodies -> "I Have To Fart"

Original Song Title:

"I LoveThis Bar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"I Have To Fart"

Parody Written by:

Jamin Shue

The Lyrics

I have to fart
Really bad
I've been holdin it in since I was
just a tiny lad
and the big boys like to about playin darts
and all I can do is say I have to fart

I have to fart
You better get out of this place
And if you don't
I'll do it in your face
Here it comes, you better run, cause I gotta' fart

We was in the country
Drivin' about
When suddenly I had to fart
I couldn't hold it
So we pulled over
And the only thing around was a public out house
I went in, farted,
and everyone one came runnin out
"God, what did that guy eat?" is what they would shout

I have to fart
You better get out of this place
and if you don't
I do it in your face
Here it comes, you better run, 'cause I gotta fart
Yes I have to fart
You better get out of this place
And if you don't
I'll do it in your face
Oh, here it comes, you better run, 'cause I gotta fart

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nunya - May 12, 2007 - Report this comment
ugh

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