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Song Parodies -> "How Do You Milk A Cow?!"

Original Song Title:

"How Do You Like Me Now?!"

Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"How Do You Milk A Cow?!"

Parody Written by:

Eric Murdock

The Lyrics

I was always wonderin'
Just a simple thing
how do ya dispense milk from a cow?
please someone tell me how
I know you know the answer so
Answer my question before I go insane

I only wanted to work on a farm
so I can milk some cow
I want to be a farmer like my Grandpa was
Working on a farm is my life long dream


How do you milk a cow?
How do you milk a cow
without a stinkin' pail?
Do you still think I'm crazy
asking that today?
It's never made sense to me
Why don't you answer that question now for me
How do you milk a cow?

Do you squezze those utters?
or tell it to produce milk ?
Never imagined it would be that hard
Thought it would be easy
but I guess it ain't
I suppose farming isn't a breeze

The cow never responses
never cooparates
I think I'll shoot it in it's big fat head
Try to milk it
Just doesn't want me
Man, I hate that stupid cow!

(Repeat Chorus)

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