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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"Waterfalls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

TLC

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Some little children gazing out of their window,
Waiting for that man dressed up in red.
It is almost time for him to come,
So you better hide
And get under the covers of your beds.
But all the waitin' just ain't helpin' at all
'Cause Santa won't come until everyone's asleep.
And he goes out with his reindeer,
And they stop at each house
That fat guy can barely even fit through my chimney.
(Listen to me)

Don't wait up for Santa Claus.
Leave him milk and cookies, and he'll leave you some presents.
I hope you're a good boy, 'cause you don't want a sock full of coal.
I think our house is gonna be last.

Little children just do not understand,
That their money don't grow on trees.
They want a Game Boy, and a Playstation 2.
Maybe that new Britney Spears CD.
They all go watch those rich people on TV,
And think at Christmas, their folks can spend a hundred.
They are influenced by these rich millionares,
Like on "Diff'rent Strokes", I think his name's Drummond.
(Ya'll hear me?)

Don't wait up for Santa Claus.
Leave him milk and cookies, and he'll leave you some presents.
I hope you're a good boy, 'cause you don't want a sock full of coal.
I think our house is gonna be last.

Don't wait up for Santa Claus.
Leave him milk and cookies, and he'll leave you some presents.
I hope you're a good boy, 'cause you don't want a sock full of coal.
I think our house is gonna be last.

lebeiw@lycos.com

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Pacing: 3.6
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Total Votes: 16

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Junior - December 24, 2002 - Report this comment
Awesome job, Lebeiw.
Jeff Buchoff - December 24, 2002 - Report this comment
Cute =)
S.T.G. - December 24, 2002 - Report this comment
Righteous parody! Funny from the G
Billy Florio - December 25, 2002 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHA
David Pratter - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty decent song, have you seen the lyrics to my song "No Drugs", which is a parody of "No Scrubs"? Children really shouldn't try and watch for Santa, because if they are awake, he won't come!
Stuart Kidd - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious. All 5s.
Michael Pacholek - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't know how I missed this one -- it was four years ago, I'd just joined, maybe that's it -- but, like a Christmas fruitcake, it hasn't spoiled. Just be careful who you let tend the fireplace. (Rest in peace, Lisa Lopes.)
Peter Andersson - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Another parody of this song without the rap part, seems it must be legit to let it float away. Loved the title though!
Cody Slusher - October 11, 2008 - Report this comment
A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ for doing your parody homework.

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