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Song Parodies -> "Waterfalls"

Original Song Title:

"Waterfalls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

TLC

Parody Song Title:

"Waterfalls"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Some lonely rafters gazing into the river
Reaching for a rock they just can't touch.
If at any time they're in a jam they look to the guide
But they're using him too much as a crutch.
All the paddling just ain't helping at all
Cause they just can't seem to get themselves in sync
So they hit a rock all sideways,end up flipping the raft
It's another tour group getting cold in the drink...Listen to me:

Don't go swimming waterfalls!
Please stay in the raft
For all the rapids we'll paddle through
I know that you're gonna ride it your way
Or no way at all
But I think the current's too fast...

Little junior has a natural obsession:
Falling overboard onto her head.
She screams to grab her, reaching out with her paddle
But with roaring rapids no one hears what she said.
Her feet are forward as she surfs through the Juicer
But she doesn't recognize her own fate:
She's quickly floating to the thirteen foot wa-terfall and losing all the lunch she just ate!

Don't go swimming waterfalls!
Please stay in the raft
For all the rapids we'll paddle through
I know that you're gonna ride it your way
Or no way at all
But I think the current's too fast...

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 19

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Matthias - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Not bad, but you missed an entire chorus...
Peter Andersson - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
More like he left out the entire rap part, though it sucks like a maelstroem so I really can't blame him. 444 for taking the easy way out with an obvious idea for this song.
Cody Slusher - May 24, 2009 - Report this comment
What was the point in this parody. I don't get it. Keep up the good work.

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