Song Parodies -> No Shrubs
| Original Song Title: | "No Scrubs" |
| Original Performer: | TLC |
| Parody Song Title: | "No Shrubs" |
| Parody Written by: | Caitlin |
A shrub is a man who needs his dad
Is also known as "Dubya"
Always hiding from DUIs
And mocked out on SNL So no, I don't want your money
No, I don't wanna vote for you
And no, I don't like serial killers
No, I don't want guns in schools
And no, I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in The shrub has got a plan
His advisors made him see
That we don't need Social Security
Cuz the GOP's class
And eldery are trash
Why help them with their meds?
So no, I don't want your money
No, I don't wanna vote for you
And no, I don't like serial killers
No, I don't want guns in schools
And no, I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
Shrub's got a car, it pollutes-
Oh yes, Bush, I'm talking to you
Ruined Texas with your laws
Oh yes, Bush, I'm talking to you
"Compassionate"-
But kills legally
Wanna rule my land
Without guns banned-
Oh no, I don't want no
No shrubs
No shrubs
No shrubs
No shrubs
So no, I don't want your money
No, I don't wanna vote for you
And no, I don't like serial killers
No, I don't want guns in schools
And no, I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
Is also known as "Dubya"
Always hiding from DUIs
And mocked out on SNL So no, I don't want your money
No, I don't wanna vote for you
And no, I don't like serial killers
No, I don't want guns in schools
And no, I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in The shrub has got a plan
His advisors made him see
That we don't need Social Security
Cuz the GOP's class
And eldery are trash
Why help them with their meds?
So no, I don't want your money
No, I don't wanna vote for you
And no, I don't like serial killers
No, I don't want guns in schools
And no, I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
Shrub's got a car, it pollutes-
Oh yes, Bush, I'm talking to you
Ruined Texas with your laws
Oh yes, Bush, I'm talking to you
"Compassionate"-
But kills legally
Wanna rule my land
Without guns banned-
Oh no, I don't want no
No shrubs
No shrubs
No shrubs
No shrubs
So no, I don't want your money
No, I don't wanna vote for you
And no, I don't like serial killers
No, I don't want guns in schools
And no, I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
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