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Song Parodies -> "No Shrubs"

Original Song Title:

"No Scrubs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

TLC

Parody Song Title:

"No Shrubs"

Parody Written by:

Caitlin

The Lyrics

A shrub is a man who needs his dad
Is also known as "Dubya"
Always hiding from DUIs
And mocked out on SNL So no, I don't want your money
No, I don't wanna vote for you
And no, I don't like serial killers
No, I don't want guns in schools
And no, I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in The shrub has got a plan
His advisors made him see
That we don't need Social Security
Cuz the GOP's class
And eldery are trash
Why help them with their meds?
So no, I don't want your money
No, I don't wanna vote for you
And no, I don't like serial killers
No, I don't want guns in schools
And no, I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
Shrub's got a car, it pollutes-
Oh yes, Bush, I'm talking to you
Ruined Texas with your laws
Oh yes, Bush, I'm talking to you
"Compassionate"-
But kills legally
Wanna rule my land
Without guns banned-
Oh no, I don't want no
No shrubs
No shrubs
No shrubs
No shrubs
So no, I don't want your money
No, I don't wanna vote for you
And no, I don't like serial killers
No, I don't want guns in schools
And no, I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in
I don't want no shrubs
A shrub is a guy who won't get respect from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his daddy's ride
Tryin' to sucker me in

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 32

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