Song Parodies -> Don't Go Robbing Stores In Malls
| Original Song Title: | "Waterfalls" |
| Original Performer: | TLC |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't Go Robbing Stores In Malls" |
| Parody Written by: | Blameo2000 |
Hey this is the best i could do. It's not perfect. sorry!
You and your friends are going to the mall Tuesday
It's just the three of you there all alone
That's when your friend Matthew sees a game
But he puts it down
Cause' he doesn't realize it costs him so much
Matthew tells you he's all out of money
As each second goes by he wants the game more
So he decides to get his game the best way he knows how
The next thing you know he's walking out the door
Listen to me
(chorus)
Don't go robbing stores in malls
Please stick to the outlets and the boutiques
You're used to
I know that you think its so cool getting
Your stuff for free
But you can get arrested for that
Just as Matthew is walking out of the door
A security guide comes around
He says "Can I see a receipt for that game there"
But all he can say is "It got away from me"
He refuses to give the game
back to the store
So he faces community service
He doesn't know what he has done that's so wrong
Matthew should have paid for the game he took
It's just the three of you there all alone
That's when your friend Matthew sees a game
But he puts it down
Cause' he doesn't realize it costs him so much
Matthew tells you he's all out of money
As each second goes by he wants the game more
So he decides to get his game the best way he knows how
The next thing you know he's walking out the door
Listen to me
(chorus)
Don't go robbing stores in malls
Please stick to the outlets and the boutiques
You're used to
I know that you think its so cool getting
Your stuff for free
But you can get arrested for that
Just as Matthew is walking out of the door
A security guide comes around
He says "Can I see a receipt for that game there"
But all he can say is "It got away from me"
He refuses to give the game
back to the store
So he faces community service
He doesn't know what he has done that's so wrong
Matthew should have paid for the game he took
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Good message, even though mall security guards can be outrun
High scores for morals
Seems like this was written especially for my ex. I like it. Nice job.
OK, the pacing's a bit amiss, but it's a great parody nonetheless. It's almost as good as Weird Al's song "Phony Calls".
This is great! you should think of making an album
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