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Song Parodies -> "Don't Go Robbing Stores In Malls"

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"Don't Go Robbing Stores In Malls"

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The Lyrics

Hey this is the best i could do. It's not perfect. sorry!
You and your friends are going to the mall Tuesday
It's just the three of you there all alone
That's when your friend Matthew sees a game
But he puts it down
Cause' he doesn't realize it costs him so much
Matthew tells you he's all out of money
As each second goes by he wants the game more
So he decides to get his game the best way he knows how
The next thing you know he's walking out the door

Listen to me
Don't go robbing stores in malls
Please stick to the outlets and the boutiques
You're used to
I know that you think its so cool getting
Your stuff for free
But you can get arrested for that

Just as Matthew is walking out of the door
A security guide comes around
He says "Can I see a receipt for that game there"
But all he can say is "It got away from me"
He refuses to give the game
back to the store
So he faces community service
He doesn't know what he has done that's so wrong
Matthew should have paid for the game he took

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 1

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Tim Hall - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Good message, even though mall security guards can be outrun
Jeff Reuben - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
High scores for morals
Frankie - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Seems like this was written especially for my ex. I like it. Nice job.
Dylan Baranski - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
OK, the pacing's a bit amiss, but it's a great parody nonetheless. It's almost as good as Weird Al's song "Phony Calls".
Cody Slusher - October 11, 2008 - Report this comment
This is great! you should think of making an album

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