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Song Parodies -> "No Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"No Scrubs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

TLC

Parody Song Title:

"No Drugs"

Parody Written by:

David Pratter

The Lyrics

It's been awhile since I've written a parody, and I thought I'd think of another one, and this is what came to mind. I hope you all like it!
A drug is a thing to get you high
And is also known as a substance
Always talked about on the streets
It just messes up your life, so

No, I don't want no pot now
No, I don't want a hit of crack, and
No, I don't want to try an ounce, and
No, don't want none of your time, and no

CHORUS:
I don't want know drugs
A drug is for losers committing crimes you see
Taking you to danger with health and you lose your wealth
Don't you blame it on me
I don't want no drugs
A drug is for losers committing crimes you see
Taking you to danger with health and you lose your wealth
Don't you blame it on me

No the drugs aren't for me, they will make me kind of sick
And I know that they just cannot help me
'Cause I wanna stay alive, and they are addictive
Can't quit - once you start you're hooked, so

No, I don't want no pot now
No, I don't want a hit of crack, and
No, I don't want to try an ounce, and
No, don't want none of your time, no

CHORUS

If you are selling drugs, they will bust you
Oh yes man, I'm talking to you
If the cops see drugs in possession,
Oh yes man, I'm talking to you
If you look suspicious on the streets in the city,
Oh yes man, I'm talking to you

Wanna be a dealer, selling pot, oh no I don't want no

No Drugs! No Drugs!

(No, No)

No Drugs! No Drugs!

(No, no, no, no, no)

No Drugs! No Drugs!

No, No

No

CHORUS to fade
As you can probably tell, this is an anti-drug song. I wouldn't be surprised if other people have written some too. I would love to hear people's opinions on it and hope that the anti-drug media helps everyone put an end to illegal drug abuse!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 8

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Yay! I have to admit that I'm a drug addict: caffeine and paracetamol. This song has inspired me to enter rehab. Fine work. 5-4-4
Some Guy - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta admit it's not that funny but it is a really strong message to all those druggies out there!
Sparky - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Many of you need to understand that millions of hard working, decent people use pot as an alternative to alcohol daily. Are you seriously trying to say that all these people are going around breaking into houses and stealing for their next fix? Mugging people on the streets for their next "dime" bag? You need to understand that Cannabis is no more dangerous than alcohol or tobacco. The statistics are there. Look them up sometime and I think you will be suprised. You're probably assuming i'm some hippy who sits around getting high all day but i'm not. Quite the opposite infact. I work hard and fail to see why I can come home and get absolutely trashed on alcohol (legally) but cannot smoke a joint and relax for the afternoon. As for pot being a gateway drug. If this was true, why aren't all these hard working people shooting up smack in dirty alleyways right now? Sure there are a few cases of pot leading to harder things but is this not the same with alcohol or tobacco? Now I don't completely disagree with this song. There are many people messed up on harder drugs out there that need serious help. I am in no way supporting the use of those drugs. I am however asking for people to please consider what i have said and know the facts before judging us so-called "druggies". Thank you for your time.
unKnownVoter - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Sparky, you could use the same "gateway" thinking about kissing . . . .

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