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Song Parodies -> "I Got A Stigmata"

Original Song Title:

"Hakuna Matata"

Original Performer:

Tim Rice/ Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"I Got A Stigmata"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I got a stigmata
Showin' up on my wrist
I got a stigmata
And it's got me pissed

I love my Jesus
For the rest of my days
But now it shows on me
Religiously
I got a stigmata

(When he was a young Cath'lic)
When I was a young Cath'lic
I found that the dogma lacked an obvious sign
I could pray, eat the wafer, and sip on the wine
I was saving my soul, but I felt not right
And I read that the Lord would show me the light

But oh, the pain!
Got that crucifix stain!
And the mark on me grows
When I take off my ..
(Hey, not in front of the priest)

Oh, Mary!

I got a stigmata
Showin' up on my wrist
I got a stigmata
Sign that can't be missed

I love my Jesus
But I need some first aid
For now it shows on me
Religiously
I got a stigmata

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Rick C - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Favorite line: When I take off my...(Hey, not in front of the priest.) 5s
Agrimorfee - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Here, let me get you 555 bandaids to cover that up...
Kristof Robertson - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I would never have put that idea and that OS together in a million years....bravo! 555
John Barry - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
You nailed it. 5s
2nz - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey again Rick. Haven't seen you around for a bit, but then I've gotten pretty lazy with checking the front page lately. Good show on this, and I agree with the other Rick's favorite line.
MrMacphisto - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
simply divine... lol
Rick D - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
2nz... I took a 3 week break at 700, but I've been here since, I just voted for you in the "E" contest. Just keeping a lower profile so I can do other things.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Great title, hilarious rhymes. Oh Mary! Book 5 Chapter 55

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