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Song Parodies -> "The Blissey Song"

Original Song Title:

"Suck My Kiss"

Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"The Blissey Song"

The Lyrics

This was just randomly written out of haste after I got caught off guard by a trainer with one of those pink monsters when I only had special attackers with me. >.> I know, I shouldn't be playing Pokemon at my great age of 16, but it's just so dang addictive.
Oh, I'm failing...


Should of been, could of been
Would of been dead
If I didnt use Softboiled
When my health was red
I spam, yes I am
Most special sweepers
Know that they're damned
I make your battles bland
Need more hax than focus band

You're bummed, I'm no fun
You'll be screwed once I'm done
Massive HP
Blockin' off your water gun
Beware... take care
Most special sweepers
Get all hella scared
Attack me if you dare
I'll just heal and make you swear

Hit me you cant hurt me
Suck my egg
Houndoom, Suicune, Shaymin
Hump my leg
Hell yeah I fight dirty
Status me, I'll use heal bell
These stats were made to give you hell

Being all, ending all
Number one special wall
In the whole game that's
How I roll
Put me to sleep
Doesn't matter cause
My stats are cheap
There's nothing you can do
I'm a necessary evil it's so true

B - L - I - S - S - E - Y
I'm not gonna die
No matter how you try
I know, I own
Standing in the way
Of Magnezone
Of Snorlax I must say
I can beat that any day

Hit me you can't hurt me
I'll wall it
Ghost moves don't affect me
Not a bit
Is he getting shirty
Down to Gengar, just forfeit
These stats were made to...

Should of been, could of been
Would of been won
Then I came right outta nowhere
All their hope was gone
I'm feared, yes I am
You put Focus Blast on
Three, four turns till you can
Knock me out, I should be banned

Sometimes I get shunned,
Offensive stats, got none
My crazy HP
Makes 'em reach for a gun
Since I... had came
Most of these trainers
Say I break the game
Though physically I am lame
I still put whole teams to shame

Hit me you can't hurt me
Lest you miss
Don't try to avert me
Can't beat this
Just go bow down to me
Special wall, that's me, that's Bliss'
So lock away your Togekiss
I know it sucks. Just posted it to prove that I'm alive... I hope.

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mike - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
and i'm sailingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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