I worked at seafood diners
People choked on live crustaceans
I failed Wal-Mart greeting
Swearing caused people frustration
But all these jobs I do not need
On permanent vacation

I live… In mom’s basement
In my boxer’s play Playstation
Eating donuts and spray-cheese
The ease of constant relaxin’
I am a fool flunked High School
On permanent vacation

Come buy the pot and weed I sell
In case I need some money
Until my band is in demand
I’ll stay at home with mommy

I crash on her couch
But dad’s a grouch
Sick of Permanent Vacation
Says, “Go get an Occupation!”

Won’t bring home pearls while at Burger World
I’m frying fries till my termination
My goldfish died, no food to survive
Lowered sea-life population
I fill shopping carts up with Pop-Tarts
I’m obese in desperation

I get hangovers from this beer
Cause each night I get really wasted
I sleep in late cause noon’s too soon
Under the covers you can see that I’m pasted
If I need to clean Lysol I’ll spray
On permanent vacation

No sports I play and keep it that way
But watch until my eye’s dilation
I rarely shower or comb hair
My stench wilted that carnation

When bored I watch porn
See stains you’re warned
Life of permanent vacation
Don’t have any motivation
No license for transportation
Brainless with no inspiration…

My parents kicked me out on my own
In an act of desperation
Think I’ll buy a house and then find a spouse
Maybe form a major transformation
I’ll sleep on a bench just like that bum Earl
On permanent vacation

(Yaaaaaaaaaaaawn…)
(Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn…)

This homeless life is pretty swell (Yaaaaaaaaawn…)
Free showers when it’s raining
You get to be a pest (Chaaaaaaange…)
While on your quest
To get cash for some booze draining

I’ll never work that hard (Yaaaaaaaawn…)
Fat ton of lard (Snooooooore…)
Life of permanent vacation
Laziness needs dedication
Only problem is starvation
Love this life of relaxation…