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Song Parodies -> "(Kali-Pornia) Rust in Peace"

Original Song Title:

"Dani California"

Original Performer:

The Red-Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"(Kali-Pornia) Rust in Peace"

Parody Written by:

Dennis

The Lyrics

I escaped from Southern Hell over twenty years ago, and I never fit in and I've never looked back. Too many times, it looked like what's depicted in the song was going to happen to me (and that's keeping my nose clean and out of sight of the Gendarmes) If you're not part of The Herd, though - none of that matters. You're Enemy, and... You need killin'. (Thus sayeth the Herd-Beings)
(Kali-pornia) Rust in Peace.

Sheep are shorn in the smog-shrouded city,
Mother was a robot and poppa was a-trippy,
Down in the Slammer, A-Swing that big hammer,
The price you pay is high enough to damn ya,
Never knew of nothing more than bein' poor,
The company rapes all that come in its door.

Black Katana, Give the gun to the hammer,
Hundred and ten put your ass in the slammer,
Hooker on the corner, pimp brother warner,
Both are narcs and they both wanta own you.
Try to face the music with a Blued-steel forty-five,
There ain't no way to survive.

California, rust in peace,
Recessional release,
California, crush the weak,
She's my mistress, I'm her freak.

Girl's a gunner, a robber and a stunner,
Kill for kicks when life is good and it's funner,
When you live in Southern California
The day will come when you regret all you done, yeah,
Fully loaded, the salesman robs you of your every breath,
This place will burn you to death.

California, rust in peace,
Recessional release,
California, crush the weak,
She's my mistress, I'm her freak.
(Wolf howls mingled with insane-sounding 'Yeah')

No one cares about what you need,
All they want is someone to bleed,
Suck your neck like a gilded vampire,
Life itself is cheap enough to hire.

Work evader, named now a traitor,
Shot in the back and tossed in a crater,
Never gonna make it, Starvation bloater,
Black-shirted man is a-gunning for his quota,
The Salt Mines crush your last hope fast,
I only wish I could laugh,
Breathe your last.

California, rust in peace,
Recessional release,
California, crush the weak,
She's my mistress, I'm her freak.
(Wolf howls mingled with insane-sounding 'Yeah')

California, rust in peace,
Recessional release,
California, crush the weak,
She's my mistress, I'm her freak.
(Wolf howls mingled with insane-sounding 'Yeah')
A nightmare come to life (or the life of a modern-day Useless Feeder). Your choice.

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