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Song Parodies -> "500 Drinks"

Original Song Title:

"500 Miles"

Original Performer:

The Proclaimers

Parody Song Title:

"500 Drinks"

Parody Written by:

NeonPaul

The Lyrics

When I throw up, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who throws up next to you.
When I pass out, yeah I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who passes out with you.

If I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you.
And if I die there, yeah I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who's dead right next to you.

But I would drink 500 drinks
And I would drink 500 more
Just to be the man who drank 1,000 drinks
To pass out on the floor

When I'm sober, yes I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who wants drink more than you.
And when the money, comes in for the work I do,
I'll spend almost every penny on some booze.

When I come home, oh I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who drinks at home for sure.
And if I grow old, well I know I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna die one day of liver failure.

But I would drink 500 drinks
And I would drink 500 more
Just to be the man who drank 1,000 drinks
To pass out on the floor

na na na, na na na
na na na, na na na
lika lika lika lika lika la, la, la
na na na, na na na
na na na, na na na
lika lika lika lika lika la, la, la

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without booze.
And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream,
I'm gonna dream about the time I'm drunk with you.

When we go out, (when we go out) well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the drunk who tells you he loves you.
and when we come home, (when we come home) yes I know I'm gonna
be,
I'm gonna be the drunk who's latched right onto you,
I'm gonna be too drunk to go back without you.

But I would drink 500 drinks
And I would drink 500 more
Just to be the man who drank 1,000 drinks
To pass out on the floor

na na na, na na na
na na na, na na na
lika lika lika lika lika la, la, la
na na na, na na na
na na na, na na na
lika lika lika lika lika la, la, la
na na na, na na na
na na na, na na na
lika lika lika lika lika la, la, la
na na na, na na na
na na na, na na na
lika lika lika lika lika la, la, la

But I would drink 500 drinks
And I would drink 500 more
Just to be the man who drank 1,000 drinks
To pass out on the floor

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