I wanna be a gullible idiot
And spend all my money on cards
To buy them is my real test
To trade them for other junk is my cause
I will travel across the road
Searching for kids for about 5 mins
Each Pokémon to spend all my money on
The power that's inside(jack-shit)
All the gullible idiots
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokécrap!
Oh,I must buy em all!
And make ourselves poor
The guy who made this had a heart so evil
They called him Hitler 2
You brainwash me and I'll brainwash you
And we can hand out all our cash!
Gotta Buy 'em all!
Pokémon!
Every challenge along the way
With dollars we shall use
I will buy 3950 packs per day
Because im a stupid fool
But now,its come to an end
Pokémon has died
And pikachu will burn in hell
Pokécrap!
I HATE YOU AND YOU HATE ME!
I never want to see you again
Pokémon
I'll give you six months,and you'll be through
The kids will move on,
And then you can rot in hell
YEAH!