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Song Parodies -> "Hairless Freaks"

Original Song Title:

"Larger Than Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Hairless Freaks"

Parody Written by:

Nili C.

The Lyrics

All of us five guys haven't even reached puberty
And let me tell you now that our chests are all hair free

All of our time spent trying to grow hair

It's not working you can see, you can see
Because all our chests are still hair free

Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks

Looking at my chest and wishing it had more hair
Wishin' I could get it to follow my pleas' and grow

'Cause all of your time spent, writing letters

It's not working you can see, you can see
Because all our chests are still hair free

Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks

Hairless freaks

All of our time spent, trying to grow hair

It's not working you can see, you can see
Because all our chests are still hair free

Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks

Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks

It's not working you can see, you can see
Because all our chests are still hair free

Everytime we try, it just gets more bare
And that's why we are hairless freaks.

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