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Song Parodies -> "Cold Stone"

Original Song Title:

"I Want It That Way"

Original Performer:

The Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Cold Stone"

Parody Written by:

The Notorious Phantom

The Lyrics


A Black Forest Dream,
A Snickers Supreme,
A Chocolate Devotion,
I ate in Cold Stone.

My brain is filled with ice cream,
Cakes invade me in my dreams.
It chills me to the bone,
When someone shouts "Cold Stone".

Tell me whyI crave for Cookie Minster.
Tell me whyI long for Chocolate Chipper.
Tell me whyI hear the theme of Flintstones,
Whenever I'm in Cold Stone.

I'll try a Health Nut,
With some coconut.
I'll dial up my cell phone,
Connecting to Cold Stone.

Gonna trya Cookie Dough Delirium.
Gonna tryPlain Sorbet with some M&M's.
With some guyI've never met from Stockholm.
Brought him to Cold Stone!

I am the type who
Is likely to gulp you
With one second left to go, whoa!

Call 911 now, please!
I'm getting a brain freeze!
I'm passing out now, oh no!

I'll try Rocky Road Trip,
With white chocolate chips,
I'll tryI'll tryI'll tryI'll try

My gums are turning numb!

Sprinkles keep raining from the skies,
Whipped topping pours into my eyes!
Must have a Dipped Waffle Cone,
Oh yeah! Once I get to Cold Stone!

Gonna tryBlack Cherry topped with Oreos.
Gonna trySweet Cream blended with cookie dough.
Gonna tryOrange Dreamcicle on its own.
Found them in Cold Stone.

Gonna trya Peanut Butter Playground.
Coffee yoghurt and Paradise Found.
Don't know whyI never ever feel alone;
I love you, Cold Stone!

Yes, I love you, Cold Stone!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Rebecca Gale - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
The pace is soooooooo off. But it was pretty funny. Did you ever have coldstone's Wasabi Flavor? Its gross!
Shadow Spectrum - November 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Just one question- what the *beep* is Cold Stone?
lyndsey - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
i work at coldstone. this is wonderful!

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