Song Parodies -> "Christina Aguliera (is really bony)"

Original Song Title:

"Show Me The Meaning(of being lonely)"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Christina Aguliera (is really bony)"

Parody Written by:

Sarah Ann Costello

The Lyrics

So many words for bein' skinny,
The one I prefer is disgusting
So hard to eat
Even a celery stalk and maybe
Burger King we soon will pass
She doesnt even have fat on her a**
She dont eat fish, not even some
They tell me
Christina Aguliera is really bony
Is this the blonde chick, I need to sing with
Tell me why she can't just eat some Pizza Hut??
I can't belive there's no fat on her butt

I can see all the bones when her knees bend
I hope girls don't consider this a trend
They never say
just eat a Payday and maybe
You'll get some pigment, you're as white as a dove
There's no control, isn't there some food you love
She doesnt eat fish not even some
They tell me
Christina Aguliera is really bony
Is this the blonde chick, I need to sing with
Tell me why she cant just eat some Pizza Hut??
I can't belive there's no fat on her butt

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