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Song Parodies -> "Sugar"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar"

Original Performer:

System Of A Down

Parody Song Title:

"Sugar"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Quinn

The Lyrics

Oh my god so repetitive near the end!
Portabella mushrooms, pizza,
Pasta sauce and parfait,
Move or I'll eat you,
Move or I'll eat you,
Let your mother strain,

Sugar!

Sugar!

I just eat all the time you know some people, some people, some people say overweight!
Yeah they say overweight!
I eat chocolate éclairs everyday a man's food,
With some Perignon wine,
Yeah mama red wine,
You know every time I try to eat a little bit more healthy, I end up fat again, because of raspberry squares!

Portabella mushrooms, pizza,
Pasta sauce and parfait,
Move or I'll eat you,
Move or I'll eat you,
Let your mother strain,

Sugar!

I got some fries the other day and tacos so small so cute fit right in my stomach,
Yeah right in my stomach,
Sugar!
My girl you know sometimes she lashes out at me and I just ****ing bite her and ooh baby she tastes great,
People are always calling me "round" trying to take my face out of ground beef but all they wanna do is eat some for themselves!
SUUUUUGAR!

Portabella mushrooms, pizza,
Pasta sauce and parfait,
Move or I'll eat you,
Move or I'll eat you,
Let your mother strain,

I sit, in an Arby's booth,
Bad lights,
Bad music,
BAD BURGER!
Such a soggy bun,
Maybe I'll eat a platter,
THEN I'LL BE FEELING BETTER!
How does it feel?
What do you say?
One bite it all goes away,
How does it feel?
What do you say?
One bite it all goes away,
How do you feel?
What does it say?
In the end I might eat the tray,
How does it feel?
What do you say?
In the end I might eat the tray,
How does it feel?
What do you say?
In the end I might eat the tray,
How does it feel?
What do you say?
In the end I might eat the tray,
How does it feel?
What do you say?
In the end I might eat the tray,
How does it feel?
What do you say?
In the end I might eat the tray,
In the end I might eat the tray,
In the end I might eat the tray,
In the end I might eat the tray,

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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Luke - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
That was one of the best parodies i've read, i'm printing it, ha i wish i could do work as good as u
i like your pants - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
great but needs new title

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