Open,
Customer's'll come in's what you're (hopin'),
Customer's'll come in's what you're,
Hand out all the chopsticks and the (napkin)
Hand out all the chopsticks and the,
Why is there a dragon in the display?
Make sure not to crowd around the buffet

Buy an egg roll,
Customer's'll come in's what you're hopin',
Buy an egg roll,
Hand out all the chopsticks and the napkin,
Buy an egg roll,
Why is there a dragon in the display,
Buy an egg roll,

Fortune cookie says
That, you'll, love your husband all night long,
But, you're, a heterosexual man, Man,

Open,
Customer's'll come in's what you're (hopin'),
Customer's'll come in's what you're,
Hand out all the chopsticks and the (napkin)
Hand out all the chopsticks and the,
Why is there a dragon in the display?
Make sure not to crowd around the buffet

Buy an egg roll,
Customer's'll come in's what you're hopin',
Buy an egg roll,
Hand out all the chopsticks and the napkin,
Buy an egg roll,
Why is there a dragon in the display,
Buy an egg roll,

Read your fortune now,
And, add, in bed at the very end,
And, you'll, get laughed at by all your friends
And, add, in bed at the very end,
And, you'll, get laughed at by all your friends

Garcon, Garcon, Garcon, Garcon,
Garcon/ the bill you charged /I/ can't pay the tab,
Garcon, a debt to pay,

Why does duck sauce stick so bad,
To the plates that I'm washing now,
To the glasses I'm cleaning now,
To the napkins we reuse, ew,

I'll see you in seven to twenty-two,
Months, I, can't sneak past the samurai,
Will I escape to freedom's sky,
I'll, try, when DBZ's on at nine.