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System Of A Down

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The Lyrics

This one pokes fun at myself. It's something everyone has to be able to do every now and then. (Although much of this applies to my friends alot more than it does to me.)
-Slack Off-

I'm the average
Couch Potato
Sit on my
Ass all day
More french-fried potatoes
More french-fried potatoes
Gain 10 pounds a day

(Slack-Off !!!)
(Cool guitar line, you all know it....I hope.)
(Slack-Off !!!)

I watch TV all day long ya know
Damaging, damaging, damaging, damaging my brain!
Damaging my brain!
I'm not to busy all day, always find some time to...
Have antother cream pie
(Yeah, another cream-filled pie)
You know the only thing that I won't eat,
Is food that is fat-free,
And has no carbs in it

(Slack-Off !!!)

I bought a game the other day
From the store, it's fun, small
Fits right in my X-Box
(Yeah, right in my X-box)
My mom, you know she gives me some chores to do sometimes, And I just piss and moan and oooooo Baby!
She goes away!
(Next few lines are crazy fast)
People tell me I'm a geek, play D&D once a week
And I'm the only guy in school who can't get a date!

I sit
In my desolate room
No friends?
Dont want to lose the...
(Whispered) I lost again...
I'll keep playing forever

I can't believe it!
This is so gay!
You F***ed me up, so now you must pay!
(This verse x2)

I can't believe it!
This is so gay!
Don't wanna talk, so just go away
(x2 again)

Can't believe it, this is so gay
Sit on my ass and eat chips all day
(x2 again, yes I know it's annoying)

Can't believe it, this is so gay
Sit on my ass and eat chips all day
( know what)

Sit on my ass and eat chips all day
Sit on my ass and eat chips all day
Sit on my ass and eat chips all day

(c) 2005 Slack-Off Records. (And now you know where the label's name came from.) This is the one that I consider my finest work. It is also the first one I ever did. Hope you like it as much as I do. If not, well..... P.S. Look for the next one I submit, titled "Rap Sux", a parody of Jimmy Buffet's "Math Sux".

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 16

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   7
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   9

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Red Ant - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad. Never was really fond of the OS, but not bad at all. Oh, if I may offer two suggestions: type out or copy/paste the repeated parts of the song instead of putting (chorus) or (x2) or whatever, it's easier to read when/if someone (such as myself) tries to karoake your parody to not have to scroll up and down the screen to repeat choruses and IMHO is less confusing as to what may be the chorus for those who aren't too familiar with TOS. Varying the choruses, even if slighty, will also help a reader stay with you through those "annoying" parts as well. Also, words that aren't meant to be sung in a parody might be better separated by brackets. Anywoo, just my 2 cents worth. Oh, 555.
Huff - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Got it. That makes sense. Really the only reason I wouldn't have done that is because I submitted this at 4 in the morning on Sunday, so I was too damn tired to repeat my self over and over. And the chorus is the same throughout the song in the OS, so that style is repeated here.
i have no name - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
are you deaf why are boycotting viva la spatula i could manure my garden with the contents of your lyrics
viva la spatula guitarist - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
a word from the fans, and no, it wasnt just me, before u say that. the people have spoken!!!!
Huff - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
????? The pacing IS RIGHT ON!!!!! WTF? 3 frickin 111's? Damn I wrote it as i listened to the song for god's sake. I can understand if it really sucked, but, listen to the song and it's right there. Manure your garden with the lyrics? They arent mine to begin with! All I did is change them to fit the topic that I decided to make fun of. And who the hell are you spatula? What are you offended because you are the subject peoples I'm making fun of? Are you angry at me for giving you 111's or something? If that's it, I wouldn't have given it to you unless it deserved it. Boycotting who? I don't know who you are! And no I'm not deaf or I wouldn't be on this site! Duh! You two and the anonymus one are the only three who haven't liked this parody. So, I don't think I will pay attention to your retarded comments. I take criticism, but not when it doesnt seem based on anything. Ruined the rating of a perfectly good parody. And it must have been good, or I wouldn't have seen 5 others try to do a SOAD parody only days after mine. One even did the same song the day after this was put out. So can you explain? Is it bad or do you have something against me?
viva la spatula guitarist - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
okay, only 5 people have voted it, so if 3 didnt like it then only one did, coz u mustve voted it once. i will tell u now. my name is luke savva, and my drummers name is vijay verma. we are viva la spatula, and i gave u 3 ones because your lyrics resmble that of another parody called 'wheres my fries'. and you say were not creative. at least we have fans, huff
A.H.P - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
haha, this sucked. whos viva la spatula?
oli rardle - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
ur a wankshaft man, your own song is doo doo, and you dare to attempt to take apart other peoples bands? you need to get laid....and a girlfriend sort ur life out maaann!
viva la spatula guitarist - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
i secretly think u rock and we do need to work on our song writing
viva la spatula guitarist (c) - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
ooooooh, huff, impersonating me..... that proves how overly cool you are..... get a fan to tell people how great u are.... oh, wait, u dont have any
Foxy-chan - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I love this parody! =P It's paced right for once, and it's funny. Keep it up!

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