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Song Parodies -> "Geo Metro"

Original Song Title:

"The Metro"

Original Performer:

System Of A Down

Parody Song Title:

"Geo Metro"

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The Lyrics

"The Metro" was actually a cover of the same song by "Berlin", but I was listening to The System cover when I wrote this.. Enjoy!"Geo Metro"
I'm alone
Looking through the broken glass
It's got two doors,
And a seat that hurts my ass.
Transmission is a pain.
The roof leaks in heavy rain
And now I'm sitting here
Wondering why I bought this car..

I remember searching for a chevrolet
..was expensive so I changed my mind..
I remember the salesman standing next to me
Then I bought a Metro.

I was smiling as you took my cash
And took the pricetag off the dash.
Hatch-backs suck so very much.
'had to learn to work the clutch.
Hatch-backs suck so very much.
'had to learn to work the clutch.
I'm looking at it now,
Sitting in my drive way.

I remember the leather in that pontiac
Then an Economy model caught my eye
I remember the price seemed like an awesome deal..
Riding in my Metro

"Did you want the pinkish red or bluish green?"
"This auto could be yours today!"
Fuck him, for tricking me!
Stupid Geo Metro..
handwritten by ALC in 2001

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