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Song Parodies -> "Cheap (Half the RAM it used to be)"

Original Song Title:

"Creep"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stone Temple Pilots

Parody Song Title:

"Cheap (Half the RAM it used to be)"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

Bored since yesterday
Wake me went it play
What they said's a deal
Gave me some spiel
Livin' in the house
Yes, I'm clickin' on the mouse
All these bots are spyin'
Hotmail streamin' just a line

Take time when you use the LAN
Kazaa likes to yield
Take time when you choose a band
Kazaa like to steal
Take time when you use the LAN
Kazaa likes to yield, likes to steal

It's half the RAM it used to be
Used to speed through dot com
It fades ebay
Well, it's half the RAM it used to be
This I see, it's so dumb
It fades ebay
Well, it's half the RAM it used to be
Used to speed through dot com
It fades ebay
Well, it's half the RAM it used to be, half the RAM it used to be

Feelin' for some wire
Think I'll start a fire
Program better run
Or I'll be buyin' guns
Dinky piece of sheet
Man, my Dell be somethin' cheap
Specs don't mean a thing
Guess I'll heave it off a tree

Take time when you use the LAN
Kazaa likes to yield
Take time when you choose a band
Desktop tries to deal
Take time when you use the LAN
Kazaa likes to yield, likes to steal

It's half the RAM it used to be
Used to speed through dot com
It fades ebay
Well, it's half the RAM it used to be
This I see, it's so dumb
It fades ebay
Well, it's half the RAM it used to be
Used to speed through dot com
It fades ebay
Well, it's half the RAM it used to be, half the RAM it used to be

Take time when you use the LAN
Kazaa likes to yield
Take time when you choose a band
Desktop tries to deal
Take time when you use the LAN
Kazaa likes to yield, likes to steal

It's half the RAM it used to be
Used to speed through dot com
It fades ebay
Well, it's half the RAM it used to be
This I see, it's so dumb
It fades ebay
Well, it's half the RAM it used to be
Used to speed through dot com
It fades ebay
Well, it's half the RAM it used to be, half the RAM it used to be, half the RAM it used to be
(c) 2003 M. O'Neill

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