Talkin' at an Internet chatroom
Said I'm one studly-looking guy,
I lied
Chattin' with a hot computer babe
Said "Hey, give cybersex a try"
Reply?

Searchin' for some cyber-tail
Nearly every day of my life
Can't get any in reality
I prefer my girls online
Face to face, they won't talk to me

Typing is the hardest thing to do.
With just one hand available to use
Offline
Goodbye

Foolin' around with this girl
And I'm havin' a good time
She sent a pic of herself to me
It turns out she was a guy
Time to find something else to do...