Song Parodies -> Cornholio Type Thing

Original Song Title:	"Sex Type Thing"
Original Performer:	Stone Temple Pilots

Parody Song Title:	"Cornholio Type Thing"
Parody Written by:	Ned Riley

Do any of you remember that funny character on Beavis and Butthead named Cornholio? If you don't, Beavis would ingest a huge amount of sugar or caffeine, pull his shirt over his head, and talk about nothing but his bunghole.

I am, I am, I am
I said my name is Cornholio
I said that I am Cornholio
You wanna see my portfolio, folio

I ain't, I ain't, I ain't
A stupid teen with big underbite
Would you like to see my bunghole light
You wanna go and have a TP fight, TP fight

I know I'm from Titicaca
I know I like Titicaca
I know it's in Nicaragua
I know, you know, you know, you know

I am a man, a man
I'll show you somethin' that you won't forget
I said I wanna look up your dress
I said I wanna look up your dress, up your dress

Would you like to see my bunghole
I will show all you my bunghole
I know it's not got polio
I know, you know, you know, you know

My bunghole, bunghole, bunghole, bunghole
My bunghole, bunghole, bunghole, bunghole

I am, I am, I am
I said my name is Cornholio
I said that I am Cornholio
You wanna see my portfolio, folio

I know I'm from Titicaca
I know I like Titicaca
I know it's in Nicaragua
I know, you know, you know, you know

Would you like to see my bunghole
I will show all you my bunghole
I know it's not got polio
I know, you know, you know, you know

My bunghole, bunghole, bunghole

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Red Ant - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Great ideas Ned. Shame the "I know you want what's on my mind" parts are sung slower so that Titicaca, etc can't be said at the speed Beavis says them, but 5s nonetheless.

Larry Hensley - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment

kinda funny

Agrimorfee - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment

To this very day, my brother and i giggle hysterically when he blathers, "teeppee for my bunghole!" We are both in our 30s.

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Song Parodies -> Cornholio Type Thing

"Sex Type Thing"

Stone Temple Pilots

"Cornholio Type Thing"

Ned Riley

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