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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Sing"

Original Song Title:

"Sex Type Thing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stone Temple Pilots

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Sing"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

I sing, I sing, I sing
And all I hear is a massive boo
One guy hit me with a Mountain Dew
I'm gonna fall down and cry now too
Cry now too
My voice, my voice, my voice
I got rejected by Simon Cowell
They started choking me with a towel
They say i'm even worse than Colon Powel
Colon Powel

They think i'm worse than William Hung
They compare me with William Hung
They hate the notes that I just sung
My voice, my voice, my voice, my voice

Sang at the game, got shame
I got boo'ed out of the entire state
They tried to copy down my license plate
They tried to copy down my license plate

They think i'm worse than William Hung
They compare me with William Hung
They hate the notes that I just sung
My voice, my voice, my voice, my voice

Let me sing, me sing, me sing

I sing, I sing, I sing
And all I hear is a massive boo
One guy hit me with a Mountain Dew
I'm gonna fall down and cry now too
Cry now too

They think i'm worse than William Hung
They compare me with William Hung
They hate the notes that I just sung
My voice, my voice, my voice, my voice
They think i'm worse than William Hung
They compare me with William Hung
They hate the notes that I just sung
My voice, my voice, my voice, my voice

Let me sing, me sing, me sing
Let me sing, me sing, me sing
Let me sing, me sing, me sing
Let me sing, me sing, me sing
Let me sing, me sing, me sing
Let me sing, me sing, me sing
Let me sing, me sing, me sing
Let me sing, me sing, me sing
Let me sing, me sing, me sing

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

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diana - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
hey great parody! and i love i especially as i'm in the same situation... they don't even copare me to anyone... but why don't you try playing an intrument? i do... 555's
John Barry - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I can identify.
Mikey Boy - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I do play other insturments. I do a mean electric guitar
Jonathan S. - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey ya! I thought this was a good parody, and I particularly enjoyed the "...hit me with a Mountain Dew" line.

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