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Song Parodies -> "Just Snow"

Original Song Title:

"Just Go"

Original Performer:

Staind

Parody Song Title:

"Just Snow"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Indiana is still green!!! WE NEED SNOW!!!
It's kinda green
It hasn't snowed, yet.
Christmas time should be cold and freezing frost,
With big Christmas balls,
And packed shopping malls.
In my memories they're all of Santa Claus, but..........

If this ground ain't green I'll just pack and go,
If we had some white snowflakes the trees would glow,
Global wamring just a phase, but after that it's beautiful
I wish that it would just snow, snow

I love Christmas,
Not when it's dirty,
There's something magic, when snow hits the ground.
But I know that
I'm the only
One that can find the snow that ain't around, but...

If this ground ain't green I'll just pack and go,
If we had some white snowflakes the trees would glow,
Global wamring just a phase, but after that it's beautiful
I wish that it would just snow, snow

Christmas is so green,
From all I have seen.
I'll wish it white,
I wish it was white!!!!!
The water's frozen now!!!!!
We skate, and we can't drown.
Oh, Christmas time is soon,
Find the presents in my room, but...

If this ground ain't green I'll just pack and go,
If we had some white snowflakes the trees would glow,
Global wamring just a phase, but after that it's beautiful
I wish that it would just snow, snow

Just
Just
Just
Just snow
SNOW SNOW!!!!

Christmas should be white!!!!!
White!!!!!
White!!!!!
White!!!!!
Christmas should be white!!!!!
White!!!!!
White!!!!!
White!!!!!

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Wolveroses - December 16, 2002 - Report this comment
i don't know much about this song, but I do like the thought. i agree, it seriously needs to snow. in fact, we just got snow today, well a little. i love a white christmas.
xxx - December 16, 2002 - Report this comment
We do not need snow.
lebeiw15 - December 16, 2002 - Report this comment
I would like to see snow for Christmas. When it starts causing road problems and freezing temperatures, that's when it gets annoying. Good parody!
lebeiw15 - December 16, 2002 - Report this comment
I would like to see snow for Christmas. When it starts causing road problems and freezing temperatures, that's when it gets annoying. Good parody!
James L - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Be careful what you wish for. It is snowing like crazy in the New York Suburbs right now. A snowy christmas is now all it is cracked up to be. Still I am a fan of Staind and I do like your parody
Jeff Reuben - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad. Don't know the original but I liked the lyrics.
Spaff.com - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
What Jeffaroo. said And, hey, STG: Come shovel my northern-Utah driveway a couple of times and THEN tell me how beautiful and glowing the snow is.
John Jenkins - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Jeff and Spaff. I like the global warming line, but isn't the first line of the chorus backwards? Shouldn't it be, "If this ground ain't white, I'll just pack and go"?
Johnny D - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Want some of the snow we get here in Taxachusetts? It's YOURS! Free for the taking! Good job.
martha - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
very evocative !! nice lyrics

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