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Song Parodies -> "Tree"

Original Song Title:

"Me"

Original Performer:

Staind

Parody Song Title:

"Tree"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This is about another version of Charlie Brown. But there's a reference to him, but don't let that throw you off. ENOY AND VOTEFROM THA' G
I see you're celebrating Christmas time,
I wish I had a red stocking,
I guess I sheltered from Christmas cheer,
And now I'm on a shopping spree.

Santa Claus saw me in the mall today,
I never knew he was that fat.
My problem is I don't have a pretty tree
And what does St. Nick think of that,
Well I don't know..........

My Christmas tree, it's so pathetic
I can't believe I have no presents.
I've never wanted a nice Christmas tree,
I'm begging you to please come get me a nice gift,
Give me something...

The movies' always try to make life fair,
Like Charlie Brown, who wasn't lucky.
He doesn't know how bad he messed things up
'Cause he got a tree that was dinky,
But I loved it

My Christmas tree, it's so pathetic
I can't believe I have no presents.
I've never wanted a nice Christmas tree,
I'm begging you to please come get me a nice gift,
Give me a nice gift.

If you asked me just what I want,
I've been programmed to never fault,
I just wanted some Christmas time
With my father (2x)

it's so pathetic
I can't believe I have no presents.
I've never wanted a nice Christmas tree, (MERRY CHRISTMAS!)
I'm begging you to please come get me a nice gift,
Give me something.

I see you're celebrating Christmas time,
I wish I had a red stocking.

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lebeiw15 - December 13, 2002 - Report this comment
Good job on this one! Very funny!

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