Stepped in some mud.
Boots covered with crud.

Mud is so gay.
Formed after rain.
It used to be dirt,
But the rain made the shit muddy.
Try not to step in the brown shit,
Might be dog crap.

I step over the puddles,
Everytime it rains.
I try to be careful,
Try not to get my pants stained.
Mud might be just water,
Mixed with dusty dirt.
I don't give a damn,
If mud comes from the earth.

Mud isn't clean,
Stuck on my jeans.
With the crap that I go through,
Just to get through the day.
I look at the puddles,
And see that it is too deep.

I step over the puddles,
Everytime it rains.
I try to be careful,
Try not to get my pants stained.
Mud might be just water,
Mixed with dusty dirt.
I don't give a damn,
If mud comes from the earth.


Mud puddles!
Mud puddles!
Mud puddles!
Mud puddles!
Mud puddles!
Mud puddles!
Mud puddles!
Mud puddles!

It's started to rain,
Mud is it's gain.
Guess the mailman,
Is pissed to deliver today.
Guess the weather channel,
Has told me the same thing again.

I step over the puddles,
Everytime it rains.
I try to be careful,
Try not to get my pants stained.
Mud might be just water,
Mixed with dusty dirt.
I don't give a damn,
If mud comes from the earth.
I really hate mud puddles,
I really hate rain.
muddy shoes are my torment,
It drives me insane.
Have to take a shower,
Once I get inside.
Oh, goshdarn it rained,
I won't go outside.


Mud puddles!
Mud puddles!
Mud puddles!
Mud puddles!
Mud puddles!
Mud puddles!
Mud puddles!
Mud puddles!