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Song Parodies -> "Wannabe"

Original Song Title:

"Wannabe"

Original Performer:

Spice Girls

Parody Song Title:

"Wannabe"

Parody Written by:

Josh 2

The Lyrics

I have returned with a new song for Parody Decathlon 7. Enjoy
Yo, tell me what they did, what they really really did
So tell me what they did, what they really really did
I'll tell you what they did what they really really did.
I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya
I'll tell you what they all did in 20 0 6

'Oops she did it again' she dropped the dime
Yes Mrs K-Fed had a 'Baby, one more time'
The Dog got busted, could do some time
Though it was the Mexicans that did the crime

(Start Chorus)
So tell me what they did, what they really really did
I'll tell you what they did what they really really did.
I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya
I'll tell you what they all did in 20 0 6

If you wannabe a celeb, beware-the press aren't your friends
If you steal a baby, the story won't end
If you wanna live till 80, don't annoy stingrays
Don't drive a jet car or, you'll end up a bad way.
(End Chorus)

Miss Heather Mills is Suing, but I think that it's wrong
There's no case you might say no, leg to stand on.
Beware of Xenu, Mrs Katie Holmes
I've heard that he'll strike you if you make a noise

Chorus

So here's a story bout Zinedine, whilst playing Italy
Almost murdered Materazzi
Fergie will spray her mace, Don't get up in her face,
And say she's crap and you want her gone
Don't worry, cos I agree, Lets mention Suri
Brokeback uncut?...I won't see
and now go out and buy Weird Al's new Album
and now go out and buy Weird Al's new Album

If you wannabe a celeb, beware-the press aren't your friends
If you steal a baby, the story won't end
If you wanna live till 80, Don't hunt with Cheney
Is Pluto a planet, yes or no or maybe?

If you wannabe really cool
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
Buy Buy Buy Buy
Buy Weird Al Yankovic's brand spanking new album
Buy Weird Al Yankovic's brand spanking new album
Buy Weird Al Yankovic's brand spanking new album
Weird Al Yankovic's Zigazigah?
If you wanna be a celeb
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Matthias - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
It's been one great year, this has summed it up perfectly.... My list help you at all, -wink-
tomario - November 07, 2006 - Report this comment
nice job loved the subtle subliminal weird al message lol 555
bobpiecheese - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 7) Expert summing up of Matthias' list of parody starters Josh.
Johnny D - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(Dec) You broke new ground in the scholarly field of Comparative Religion Studies by working "Xenu" into an AmIRight parody!
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(decath7) excellent Josh - great refs, and both the "if you wanna live to 80" lines were topical and funny - 555
Kristof Robertson - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC7) Great, great stuff, Josh...up there with the best you've written...although the Weird Al hard-sell at the end may have been a bit OTT. ;-) 555
Josh 2 - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Anypone care to translate what Johnny D said into english?
Jeff Reuben - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Good line here: "Yes Mrs K-Fed had a 'Baby, one more time'" Well done!
Arwen - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...this is probably my favorite parody of yours, Josh...I just really loved it. What a year, huh? There were LOTS of great lines, but I totally LOVED the "no leg to stand on" bit. Tasteless, perhaps...but perfect. Well deserved 5s...

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