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Song Parodies -> "You Did Swear"

Original Song Title:

"Say You'll Be There"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Spice Girls

Parody Song Title:

"You Did Swear"

Parody Written by:

Temporary Insanity

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Dubya.
Act like you care

You promised us everything
All that you could bring
You did swear

Last time that you ran for president
You promised that you'd do your best Hey
And then you screwed it all up in Iraq
And now no Americans can rest Oh

And then you tell us that yet still you're above
All the other possible candidates Ay
Sad that so many believed you cuz you
Screwed up the whole United States

But anyone can see you're not the You're not the top of the class

You promised us everything
All that you that could bring
You did swear
And the whole thing did turn out just
To be about our despair (Our despair)

Ow You love our despair You're Just a little kid

You are one of the worst Presidents
And if you knew what you're talking about Oh
For once, cuz you're such an idiot
It might really help us out

And you're right up there with Arnold/The "wonderful" governor

You (You) promised us everything (Promised everything)
All that you that could bring (All that you could bring)
You did swear (You did swear)
And the whole thing did turn out just
To be about our despair

NO ONE WANTS YOU!

(Instrumental)

But anyone can see you're not the/You're not the top of the class

You promised everything yes you did swear But you all want is our despair

You promised us everything
All that you that could bring
You did swear
And the whole thing did turn out just
To be about our despair (Our despair) (fade)

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ME - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
haha i love it, its sooo true!

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