-> "Pork and Beans"
Original Song Title:
"Wannabe"
Parody Song Title:
"Pork and Beans"
Parody Written by:
Charelle
The Lyrics
Yo I'll tell you want I want what I really, really want
So tell me you want you want what you really, really want
I'll tell you want I want what I really, really want
So tell me you want you want what you really, really want
I wanna,
I wanna,
I wanna,
I wanna,
I want you to fix some pork and beans
If you fix some pork and beans
We'll be alright
If you wanna satisfy me
then make them fast
Now, don't go wasting
your precious time
My making some other-r kind of beans
I'll tell you want I want what I really, really want
So tell me you want you want what you really, really want
I wanna,
I wanna,
I wanna,
I wanna,
I want you to fix some pork and beans
CHORUS
If you wannabe my lover
you gotta have pork and beans
don't won't no corn or string beans
Pass the pork and beans
If you wannabe my lover.
Gotta make pork and beans
Please not just one can
That's the way it is.
What you think about that?
Now you know how I feel?
Are you makin' them for dinner?
ARE YOU FOR REAL?
I will be ready
For them beans tonight
If you really burned them, you know I'm gonna cry!
Yo,I'll tell you want I want what I really, really want
So tell me you want you want what you really, really want
I wanna,
I wanna,
I wanna,
I wanna,
I want you to fix some pork and beans
CHORUS
If you wannabe my lover
you gotta have pork and beans
don't won't no corn or string beans
Pass the pork and beans
If you wannabe my lover.
Gotta make pork and beans
Please not just one can
That's the way it is.
So here's the recipe from A to Z.
When the I tell you this, you better listen carefully.
You gotta put the sugar in place, get the honey, it right in yo face
You actin' like I can't see what you puttin in my beans
It so easy like 1,2,3
You will really see
and as for me ah you'll see
Somebody gotta stir it all around
Somebody gotta stir it all around
CHORUS
If you wannabe my lover
you gotta have pork and beans
don't won't no corn or string beans
Pass the pork and beans
If you wannabe my lover.
Gotta make pork and beans
Please not just one can
That's the way it is.
If you wannabe my lover
You gotta
You gotta
You gotta
You gotta
You gotta
beans!
beans!
beans!
beans!
Somebody gotta stir it all around,
Somebody gotta stir it all around, uh uh uh uh uh
Somebody gotta stir it all around,
Somebody gotta stir it all around
If you wannabe my lover...
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