-> "2 Lanes Become 1"
Original Song Title:
"2 Become 1"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"2 Lanes Become 1"
The Lyrics
Construction and lights forever,
a street for you and me, together.
Say you can drive it.
Say you can drive it.
Orange signs and cones warn of danger.
Make sure not to hit those workers.
We can merge it.
We can merge it.
Drive a little bit slower, baby,
Crawl along.
Crawl along.
From the right, to the lane,
where two become one.
I need to speed 'cause I've never been this late before.
(You're honking woke up my baby.)
I had a little drive, now I'll go faster.
(You're honking woke up my baby.)
Step onto your brake.
It's the only lane to be.
Silly swerves that you were turning.
Empty signals we bother were making.
Let's merge it in, boy.
Let's merge it in, boy.
Any traffic we encounter,
two bumpers feel bad together.
Get in or leave it.
Get in or leave it.
Can you drive it a little better baby?
Crawl along.
Crawl along.
From the right, to the lane,
where two become one.
I need to speed 'cause I've never been this late before.
(You're honking woke up my baby.)
I had a little drive, now I'll go faster.
(You're honking woke up my baby.)
Step onto your brake.
It's the only lane to be.
[Spoken:]
Driver 1: Honk honk!
Driver 2: Are you honking at me?
Driver 1: Why don't you watch where you're going?
Driver 2: Hey, I got your cell phone right here.
Driver 1: Up yours.
Driver 2: Same to you, buddy. Beep Beep!
Drive a little bit slower, baby.
Crawl along.
Crawl along.
From the right, to the lane,
where two become one.
I need to speed 'cause I've never been this late before.
(You're honking woke up my baby.)
I had a little drive, now I'll go faster.
(You're honking woke up my baby.)
I need to speed 'cause I've never been this late before.
(You're honking woke up my baby.)
I had a little drive, now I'll go faster.
(You're honking woke up my baby.)
Step onto your brake.
It's the only lane to be.
It's the only lane to be.
It's the only lane to be.
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