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Song Parodies -> "Inseminated"

Original Song Title:

"Faded"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

soulDecision

Parody Song Title:

"Inseminated"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

ft. Thrust- My friend dealt me a challenge. He challenged me to make a parody about animal husbandry. So I made 2. Take that Chris Priest.
Verse 1: When I’m down, up the farm
I ain’t doin’ any harm
Ain’t nobody gonna interrupt my plans, oh, no no
My cattle and I got things to do
It’s time for them to make babies too
What can I say to you? It’s breeding time, yeah

Bridge: Now I gotta do what I did last night again
After tonight me and her will be better friends
Because me and her are gonna make a baby, oh yeah
After the night when we say goodbye
The heifer stares deeply in my eyes
Wonderin’ why, all her kind, never hit it, never get it on

Chorus: I’m kinda ill, but I feel alright
Thinking about what I did tonight
I don’t feel great, when inseminate
Impregnating cows all night
Cause I hate, the way the cows must breed
I hate, the way don’t get no steed
But at the end of the night, I am feeling alright
Cause the cow’s gonna be pregnant

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Verse 2: Man that steer has got it
And that heifer wants it
They wanna get their breeding on
(You know they wanna tonight)
I don’t mean to be rude at all
But we can’t let them two ball
We can’t leave them two alone, yeah

Bridge: Now I gotta do what I did last night again
After tonight me and her will be better friends
Because me and her are gonna make a baby, oh yeah
After the night when we say goodbye
The heifer stares deeply in my eyes
Wonderin’ why, all her kind, never hit it, never get it on

Chorus: I’m kinda ill, but I feel alright
Thinking about what I did tonight
I don’t feel great, when inseminate
Impregnating cows all night
Cause I hate, the way the cows must breed
I hate, the way don’t get no steed
But at the end of the night, I am feeling alright
Cause the cow’s gonna be pregnant

Verse 3: Uh, uh, uh, when we bought Bessie, man that deal was stated
That she’d get no steed, but artificially inseminated
Just another day, she eats some hay
We do it up close, so everthing’s okay
Cause she’s, not like the flock
She knows what she wants
She wants a big bull hmmm
I know she hate, but you know what
She’s inseminated

Chorus: I’m kinda ill, but I feel alright
Thinking about what I did tonight
I don’t feel great, when inseminate
Impregnating cows all night
Cause I hate, the way the cows must breed
I hate, the way don’t get no steed
But at the end of the night, I am feeling alright
Cause the cow’s gonna be pregnant

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