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Song Parodies -> "The Bong Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Thong Song"

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Parody Song Title:

"The Bong Song"

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The Lyrics

Oh this weed is scandalous.
Just take a big puff, can you handle it.
Light that thing like a ciggarette.
Blow it away, like an fast old jet.
I can't belive we've finished it.
We were "Livin' La Vida Loca"
Just take a big puff, puff, puff.
Is that enough, nuff, nuff.
Smokin' great stuff sutff stuff.
Let's light up again. They said.
You got enough, nuff, nuff.
Blown off your butt, butt, butt.
This is great stuff, stuff, stuff.
Let me see that bong.
Hipees, that bong, da' bong, bong, bong.
Where's that weed go, light it then take a blow.
Hipees, that bong.

Oh this weed is scandlous.
Do you think Bill Clinton can handle it?
With his cigar and his stash of coke.
Take up the bong, and give up smoke.
We're huffing and puffing all through then night.
Our best buddies have seen the light.
Cuz' they were inhaling lots of fuems now.
Just say give me that stuff, stuff, stuff.
This is enough, nuff, nuff.
Smokin' this stuff, stuff, stuff.
And we inhale again. She said.
What is that stuff, stuff, stuff.
Blown off your butt, butt, butt.
Smokin' the stuff, stuff, stuff.
Let me see that bong.
Baby, that bong, the bong, bong, bong.
Love where the weed goes.
And where the fuems all go.
Baby, that bong the bong, bong, bong.

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 285

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 3   45
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 5   125

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lebeiw15 - February 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Michelle: It is called a song parody.
Billy Florio - February 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Damn, lebeiw beat me to it!
Tone-Def - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
i think this got stg's bong song file
Rice Cube - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Mrrr? isn't this a rerun of an already-submitted parody?
ChuckyG - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment
ok.. STG's parody is back!
MQI (?) - May 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Why hasn't anyone done The Schlong Song yet?
bob - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
this song is bong tastic
GanjaGuru - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
just a cheap rip off of weird al's excellent 'The Bong Song'
Kris - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
dis da sum funny shyt. it relates to wot da weed playas talk bout
Blinky bill - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
TweekyTweek - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
this is a pimp song you gotta smoke da shit
dave - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
this song iz da shit!
Sarah Swanson - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I wrote a Bong song too umm I didn't even know you had one mines a lot different though. I'm more of the beer type thats what mines about. but you can put anything in a bong. Oh and is there really a weird al version of the bong song because I thought that I had all of his albums, and I've been to two of his concerts and never heard that song but maybe I'm missing and album. I've also got a hearing problem its called I don't pay attention. Good job I liked it
kyle - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment
love the song smoke lots of weed all the time
boosheeit - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
i think that the water apparatus was the greatest thing that benjamin franklin ever invented. and the way he talked to that little mouse in ben and me, wow, i have never had as in depth conversations with mice until i used the vaporizer to smoke my favorite tobacco. i would have to say that blueberry flavored tobbacco is my favorite. the hajji's that sell that stuff must make a fortune, and those hookahs that have those cool designs on it. i think that camels are blowed from dem guys riding in between the humps smoking all day in the hot babylonian sun. but anyhow, the mouse told me that they really dont like cheese, its just the thrill of trying to get it before the spring chops their head off.. but peanut butter is another story, that shit is yummy,expecially with bananas and honey. this song could have been done better, if there was more 808 bass and horns it would be 100 times better than any lil jon song, except mayble the one that goes, if you dont give a dam then i dont give a fu(k. that song gets me amped, OK? What? wwWhUTT?? WWWWWUUUHHHHTT?? YYaaayah! ive been a mic fiend since i was sipping similac, but id rather be breast fed by princess laia, player, too futuristic to spit some shit niggles know what the dizzle be, it is what it whuz cuz. tupac!
King of Bling - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This was an inferior version of the real bong song.
Troy - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
What the #### are you guys smoking? Weird Al DID NOT make a Bong Song--don't give this "inferior version" bullcrap.
protagonist - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
It's a great parody, but I think the 6th line is "Living La Vida Smoka" not "Loca"
killaz420 - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
song is tight,,,u peepz should make more like that,,,,,hey hey hey , , , smoke weed every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B B B B B B B B b b b B Bb b b b bbbbbbbb
ewr - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
alam mo bong love kta
TheRealBongSong! - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Ours is better! And Bill Clinton is a douche bag! :P

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