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Song Parodies -> "Long Enough"

Original Song Title:

"Strong Enough"

Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Long Enough"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

God, I feel like I've been gypped
As a man I'm ill-equipped
My mizzenmast just ain't a woman's pal
Am I long enough for any gal?

Laughingstock of other men
So here I am alone again
I've tried to lengthen what I got
Make me long enough to hit the spot

Add to me
I promise anything
Add to me
My ding-a-ling

I have a stub I cannot show
I wake the tool it hardly grows
She'd rather use a Steely Dan
I'm not long enough to be her man

In the locker room I never win
And I'm always hearing "Is it in?"
All the ladies turn their heads to scoff
And the Trojans just keep falling off

Add to me
I promise anything
Add to me
My ding-a-ling

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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 5   7

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Steve K. - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry, but 5 at a time is all you can have. Nice use of "Steely Dan" in its original meaning.
Yoidy - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
5 inches for you. Love the line, "trojans keep falling off."
Meriadoc - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Quite a funny little one, but were lines 1 and 2 in the final verse really supposed to go together...? ;-)
Rick D - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I see what you mean, Merry, but it's a "short" song, and I have to cram as much in as I can, so to speak.
crazy8snake - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
And they always told me, "Size doesn't matter". here's 5 one at a time
Red Ant - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Good one, Rick! Remember, it's not the size of the ship that's important, rather the ability to remain in port until all passengers have disembarked.
malcolm higgins - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
anyone who always size doesn't matter has a bigger one than me 555

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