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Song Parodies -> "Kiss on the Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss From a Rose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Seal

Parody Song Title:

"Kiss on the Nose"

Parody Written by:

Mary Dodson

The Lyrics

This song is generally about writer's block, but specifically it's about a certain story that I'm having trouble writing.
(Verse 1)
I had an idea for a story I wanted to tell.
It bound my brain and blocked me and put me thru hell.
Now I can't quite say where the story will go.
But when in doubt I scream and shout.
Would someone please tell me I'm talented and I write well?

(Chorus)
Baby, I compare you to a kiss on the nose from a wraith.
Ooh, the more the story goes the stranger it gets, yeah.
I just can't tell you the end of the story of Brian and Gareth.

(Verse 2)
I really wish that I could tell you how your story ends.
You remain my children, my brothers, my friends.
To me you're like a benediction coming from on high.
Won't you tell me is that arrogant?
But when in doubt I scream and shout.
Would someone please tell me I'm talented and I write well?

(Repeat Chorus)

(Bridge)
I've been kissed on the nose by a wraith.
I've been kissed on the nose by a wraith.
I've been kissed on the nose by a wraith.
I've been kissed on the nose by a wraith.

(Repeat Verse 2)
(Repeat Chorus)

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The Thought Police - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
With the 3rd edition rules out now,being kissed on the nose by a wraith ain't that bad anymore...
MrMacphisto - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody... *looks at Thought Police* I see we have a White Wolf roleplayer here... I was always more of a fan of Vampire myself....

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