-> "Nair I'm Applying"
Original Song Title:
"Prayer for the Dying"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nair I'm Applying"
The Lyrics
Hairless people, here's Don Cheadle
Reading Tolkien while I've been tokin'
Forceful aging, hairline is fading
Baldness waiting... I'll use the lotion...
Shaving my head after that dumb perm
Tried to use fire but then I got burned
I didn't know what was left to do
But now that my scalp is all black and blue
Lice carry on, ooh
They go on
Just ask why and I would point at all the ticks
Though I've tried isopropyl and water
Now I'll try some of this nair I'm applying
I just don't know how theyll get off me
been shaving my head after that dumb perm
Tried to use fire but then I got burned
I didn't know what was left to do
But now that my scalp is all black and blue
There is a bite on my ear lobe
Hold on you pests, you really must go
Lice carry on, ooh
They go on, oh-ee-oh, whoa-ee-oh, oh no!
been shaving my head after that dumb perm
Tried to use fire but then I got burned
Don't wanna know what I'm going through
But now that my scalp is all black and blue
There is a bite on my ear lobe
Hold on you pests, you really must go
cause lice carry on, oh-ee-oh, whoa-ee-oh oh no!
they go on, oh-ee-no... they go on
whoah, whoah... lice carry on
The little pests scatter
When hygiene don't matter
I just don't know how they'll get off me
It's just the nair I'm applying
I'm applying...
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