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Song Parodies -> "Nair I'm Applying"

Original Song Title:

"Prayer for the Dying"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Seal

Parody Song Title:

"Nair I'm Applying"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

Ever wonder why Seal had long dreads for his first album and then was bald by the second one?...
Hairless people, here's Don Cheadle
Reading Tolkien while I've been tokin'
Forceful aging, hairline is fading
Baldness waiting... I'll use the lotion...

Shaving my head after that dumb perm
Tried to use fire but then I got burned
I didn't know what was left to do
But now that my scalp is all black and blue
Lice carry on, ooh
They go on

Just ask why and I would point at all the ticks
Though I've tried isopropyl and water
Now I'll try some of this nair I'm applying
I just don't know how theyll get off me

been shaving my head after that dumb perm
Tried to use fire but then I got burned
I didn't know what was left to do
But now that my scalp is all black and blue
There is a bite on my ear lobe
Hold on you pests, you really must go
Lice carry on, ooh
They go on, oh-ee-oh, whoa-ee-oh, oh no!

been shaving my head after that dumb perm
Tried to use fire but then I got burned
Don't wanna know what I'm going through
But now that my scalp is all black and blue
There is a bite on my ear lobe
Hold on you pests, you really must go
cause lice carry on, oh-ee-oh, whoa-ee-oh oh no!
they go on, oh-ee-no... they go on
whoah, whoah... lice carry on
The little pests scatter
When hygiene don't matter
I just don't know how they'll get off me
It's just the nair I'm applying
I'm applying...

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Paul Robinson - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
MacPhisto - Don't know the original song but this parody cracks me up!! It takes me back to Audubon Junior HIgh School, in the Crenshaw District of Los Angeles, CA. Had a Health Teacher named Mr. Fried. Had sort of a quirky sense of humor. Anyway, one day he started the class by telling us one of the things he was required to discuss in the course during the semester was avoiding head lice, and, should one fail that first endeavor, how to rid one's self of them. Anyway, He told us about basic cleanliness and hygiene to avoid getting the little buggers in the first place and then with total dead-pan demeanor he starts off by telling us that to get rid of them one should "completely shave the hair off one side of your head". He stops to let this sink in, make sure we are all following, you know. He goes, "Everyone got that? Good...OK, then, (he turns, pauses, and peers over these thick, black-frame coke-bottle lens glasses) pour gasoline on the other half." - For some reason all of us 8th graders were still totally silent at this point. - He continues, "Then take a match or lighter and ignite that half, and when the head lice come running out grab an ice pick and smash them, one at a time." We are started to crack up and he doesn't stop, just says, "now open your books to..."and just carries on without a glimmer of grin or smile...hadn't thought of this in a long time but I'll never forget it...ahhh...GERALD Fried, yeah...that was him...OH, MacPhisto, Congrats on reaching your 25th post here!
MrMacphisto - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny story man... lol... Thanks

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