I'm a bum, slow in pace,
Some people say that I am going under.

Only I know...

I have not cleaned in what seems like years
Papers strewn across the floor, I don't know what they're for.
Don't do my laundry, the room's down the stairs,
Till I run out of underwear, and I need a pair.
Don't call my friends, I missed birthdays again,
The hours just pass on by as I trip.

I just do enough to get by, I guess
I am a little lazy.
just like to sit on my behind, I guess
I am a little...

Lay...Lay...Lay

Crazy how the dishes pile up in the sink,
Just like to sit and think, and maybe pour a drink.
And al my friends believe that I am I'm in school
Oh no! I'm not, I'm not, I'm not no no!

Don't watch my checkbook and don't pay the bills,
Until maybe, when maybe, when maybe, when maybe
Creditors will show up at my door.

I just do enough to survive, I guess,
I am a little lazy.
Just like to sit around and get high, I guess
I am a little...
Lazy...
Just enough to survive, I'm just a little, bit...

Oh, a little bit...
Oh, a little bit...

Oh...
Oh...
I just do enough to get by, I guess
I am a little lazy.
just like to sit on my behind, I guess
I am a little lazy.

Somehow I've been getting along for twenty-seven years.

Oh darlin...
And my fridge smells like garbage, just like something has died
Am I just lazy?
And I'll just stay unemployed till my money runs dry
Am I just lazy?
Lazy...
Father told me that my life makes my mother want to cry,
Ain't that crazy?
Oh babe... Oh darlin...
And I don't cook my dinner, I just cut a piece of pie,
Isn't that lazy?
Isn't that lazy... Isn't that lazy... Isn't that lazy...

Ohh...


One day I'll do things
I'll rise,
And I'll get my ass off this chair

I'll make it

Someday...

Honey I know...

One day,
Do things,
Which I've never done before.

Someday....
Someway...
Someday...