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Song Parodies -> "I Knew I Smelled You Before I Met You"

Original Song Title:

"I Knew I Loved You Before I Met You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Savage Garden

Parody Song Title:

"I Knew I Smelled You Before I Met You"

Parody Written by:

Jon Clemence

The Lyrics

Maybe it's intuition
But some things you just don't question
Like in my nose, I smell your armpits in an instant
It knocks me down, I think you need a bath, man

I know that you might smell more than a little
Stinky but I believe

I knew I smelled you before I met you
I think your B.O. is alive
I knew I smelled you before I met you
You should be bathing all the time

Your smell is truly reviling
You need to try trying hygiene
'Cause in my eyes, I feel a burning sensation
I think it's your, extremely rancid odor

I know that you might smell more than a little
Stinky but I believe

I knew I smelled you before I met you
I think your B.O. is alive
I knew I smelled you before I met you
You should be bathing all the time

Ooooh, a thousand pigs can't hold a candle
Ooooh, Your stench is more than I can handle

I knew I smelled you before I met you
I think your B.O. is alive
I knew I smelled you before I met you
You should be bathing all the time

I knew I smelled you before I met you
I think your B.O. is alive
I knew I smelled you before I met you
You should be bathing all the time

repeat ad naseum, with ooooohs a-plenty
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 10

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I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I just pissed my pants reading this parady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's a pretty cool parady you've put together Jon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Sweet Indigo - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
The pacing was perfect (I sang along with the actual song) so I don't know what these people are on, even if they don't find it funny :) Good work.

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