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Original Song Title:

"Affirmation"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Savage Garden

Parody Song Title:

"Affir-Maths-ion"

Parody Written by:

Jess Durham

The Lyrics

Dedicated to anyone ever dragged through Maths Methods
AFFIR-MATHS-ION

I believe statistics, tax and graphs are for the government
I believe in leaving hyperbolas in Maths teachers' heads
I believe that Arsenic tastes so good 'cause you've a SAC to do
I believe that parents give more pressure than it's legal to
I believe that beauty magazines promote ... anything but DOPS
I believe I'm loved when I've an ENTER score of 99 !

Chorus
I believe Quadratics should be banned when in the form of surds
I believe I don't know why my answer's plus or minus a third
I believe the graph is no more cleaner on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you factorise

I believe you can't control or choose your Trigonometry
I believe that trust funds are a form of Probability
I believe your most attractive features are your hybrid sols.
I believe that family is useful when your head explodes
I believe the Maths we did Year 9 at lunchtime was unfair
I believe the guy that taught us then has, really, next-to-no hair

Chorus
I believe Quadratics should be banned when in the form of surds
I believe I don't know why my answer's plus or minus a third
I believe the graph is no more cleaner on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you factorise

I believe that fractions are the keys to your unhappiness
I believe that wedded bliss negates the need for Calculus
I believe that god does not endorse an Exponentials test
I believe in love surviving death and even VCE !

Chorus x 2

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