When you feel all the gas
Taking over all of your stomach
Run to the bathroom fast
And take some laxatives
I know you feel like the walls are closing in on you
It's hard to find relief,
When Tums just never work

When pooping is just not a chance and
you feel like you can't take anymore

Let me be the one you call
To pump your stomach when you fall
from the toilet
when you're trying to make it all come out
If you need to fall apart,
I can mend a broken fart
If you need to poop
Then poop and pee you're not alone

When you feel all the gas
And a willing pumper is hard to find
You're caught in a poopless time
With your intestines all clogged
When hopes and dreams are far away and
you feel like you can't face the day

Let me be the one you call
To pump your stomach when you fall
from the toilet
when you're trying to make it all come out
If you need to fall apart,
I can mend a broken fart
If you need to poop
Then poop and pee you're not alone

Cuz there has always been no poop and pain
And when the Tums work, you'll poop again
You'll poop again

When you feel all the gas
Taking over all of your stomach
Run to the bathroom fast
And take some laxatives

Let me be the one you call
To pump your stomach when you fall
from the toilet
when you're trying to make it all come out
If you need to fall apart,
I can mend a broken fart
If you need to poop
Then poop and pee you're not alone

Let me be the one you call
To pump your stomach when you fall
from the toilet
when you're trying to make it all come out
If you need to fall apart,
I can mend a broken fart
If you need to poop
Then poop and pee you're not alone

*Repeat till fade*