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Song Parodies -> "To The Mall And Back"

Original Song Title:

"To The Moon And Back"

Original Performer:

Savage Garden

Parody Song Title:

"To The Mall And Back"

Parody Written by:

James E. Hagan, Jr.

The Lyrics

This is about a woman I used to know named Shelley and her boyfriend Jeff. She is no longer with us but when she was alive she always loved the mall and country CD's.
She's spending her cash getting all the CD's
All the songs playing on CMT
Guess she likes the country concerts on the TV
Everyone has a comment on the way she is
They're saying, "Shelley, you spend too damn much"
And "with the money you touch you got a problem that you just can't get rid of"
But somewhere in her smelly room
She's thinking of their honeymoon
Her and Jeff like to spend time together down at the mall
And she says to him

Can you take me to the mall and back
If youll buy, if you'll buy some CD's?
Got a coupon for three dollars off of one
So will you buy some CD's?

She can't foresee now a time when she;ll stop spending
Her love of CD's just makes her happy
All her friends tell her she needs to stop
Buying CD's so constantly
She's saying, "Country is my life to me and you're too blind to see
and it's my life I'll do whatever I want to"
So Shelley's not going to listen but no CD she'll be missing
Send a message worthless to read
Money's flushed down the drain
And most of Jeff's too


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