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Song Parodies -> "Crack Whore"

Original Song Title:

"To the Moon and Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Savage Garden

Parody Song Title:

"Crack Whore"

Parody Written by:

Lestadt's Brat Princess

The Lyrics

umm....yeah, well, bad topic, bad parody, but good original. !st of mine to be posted so be nice to me!!!
The Crack whore

She's taking her time
Making up the reasons
To justify all the hurt she's caused
Guess she knows
From the scowls and the fire in thier eyes
Every-one's got a theory bout the local whore
They're saying "Mama hated her so much"
And "My daddy liked her touch"
"that's how she makes her money, from their human affection"
So somewhere in her private place
She sucks a guy, SUCH DISGRACE !!!
And now she's waiting
For her Big Daddy pimp to come
and she'll say to him

I would give up the money and leave if you'll give
If you'll give my crack.
I've gotta have it to escape from where i don't belong
So would you give me my crack over please!

She can't remember what happened last night
If she worked then she was left wrecked
All her callers had gone home to families
And she's the one left with a baby in her arms
She's saying "I don't know whose this is"
And "reaching out for a helping hand
Is like looking for a needle in a haystack"
"so this baby's got no dad
and it'll grow up just like me
If i don't send a signal to mum
And hope she takes this brat"
What a bad nightmare

I would give up being a street whore
If you'll take
If you'll take my baby
I've gotta earn a stupid living somehow
So would you take my baby please?????

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Rich - November 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Lol Funny Parody because I know a girl that sounds exactly like the one in this parody

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